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If you beat Santa in a fight you get all the stuff in the sleigh
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Snow functions in santa, the elves, and the reindeer the same way cocaine does with humans. It's why they're so productive during December and then it's so gloomy afterwards.
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Jack Frost is the bastard son of Frosty the Snowman.

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The piece the little drummer boy played for baby Jesus was actually just the hammer blows of fate from Mahler's Symphony No. 6 . . . three powerful strikes and a lot of counting rests in between.

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At this point in the year, sales of tech on Amazon has topped $168 billion - just a smidge over 10% of Mexico's annual GDP :)

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https://medium.com/@rkerslake/the-ecommerce-ouroboros-619a6be8153a

#alternativechristmasfacts - Celebrating our unique traditions unites us in the spirit of diversity and understanding.

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Along with the #Christmas tree and exchanging of gift, a purity mini ball is also part of the ceremony. Having kids make pledges before receiving gifts.

#FunFact:
Santa's elves don't actually make any toys in their workshop. They make designer furniture, then use the profits from the sales of that to buy actual toys.

This way, they don't have to know anything about electronics or software programming, or predict the latest fads in the toy industry, or have their lawyers work out the patent and copyright laws so they would be able to make cheap knock-offs of big-name products.

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