Bubba Harrison
Existential_Prices#aliensprobed_____andfoundout I used to do drugs, I still do, but I used to too.
Aliens probed Captain America and found out he's been wearing his underpants on the outside of his tights for all these years.
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Captain Bork#aliensprobed_____andfoundout they’d reached their daily probe limit for the day and would need to upgrade to Probe Blue to continue
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Paul Horn#AliensProbed_____AndFoundOut Rick Astley’s brain and found out he was
🎵 never going to give them up
never going to let them down 🎶
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🎵 never going to give them up
never going to let them down 🎶
#HashtagGames
I use 
#AliensProbed_____AndFoundOut my keyboard and found at least ten generations worth of #cheetos dust… 
It's Independence Day Eve here in the States. For those who celebrate, don't forget to leave out Hostess Twinky golden sponge cakes and Chocolate Cupcake snacks for Captain America before you go to bed tonight!
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Chewawo
DanSAliens probed earth and found out they had mistakenly left behind a beta version of a human emulation bot capable of amassing large amounts of human currency but prone to become more and more irrational and evil over time.
They are now making preparations to transport Elon to their ship as inconspicuously as possible.