Rewatching #IREvFIJ and heard a lovely bit of #AlanPatridge metaphorisation from one of the commentators.

"He really has built up a head of steam now, underneath that red scrumcap".

#rugby

Btw #alanpatridge on audible utterly brilliant, not to ruin the joke (one for us brits) but mentioned his “mate” @grantshapps who had an accident, but has so many aliases he couldn’t remember which one his health insurance was on so had to go to nhs hospital instead :) #genius