25 Yr Old #AlabamaMan beats Mythical #FloridaMan in Crazed #CryptoCreep Contest... & Efforts Will Potentially Earn Him Years In Prison!

Cell #SimCard Hack Into #SEC #Twitter Account Used To Post Fake #BitCoin Announcement That Caused #PriceSurge & Then Perilous Price Plummet...

https://apnews.com/article/sec-twitter-hack-bitcoin-justice-department-b45370121509a6924f2b2f397faa3df9

Alabama man arrested in SEC social media account hack that led the price of bitcoin to spike

An Alabama man has been arrested for his alleged role in the January hack of a U.S. Securities and Exchange Commission social media account that led the price of bitcoin to spike, the Justice Department said. Eric Council Jr. is accused of helping to break into the SEC’s account on X, formerly known as Twitter, allowing hackers to prematurely announce the approval of long-awaited bitcoin exchange-traded funds. The price of bitcoin briefly spiked more than $1,000 after the post.

AP News

Today's #AlabamaMan story. Jeebus. . . this is just sad.

>Mentally ill man arrested after allegedly diving naked into Bass Pro Shop aquarium https://nypost.com/2024/01/05/news/mentally-ill-man-arrested-after-allegedly-diving-naked-into-bass-pro-shop-aquarium/

Mentally ill man arrested after allegedly diving naked into Bass Pro Shop aquarium

George Owens, 42, was arrested and will be charged Friday after he dove naked into the aquarium at a Bass Pro Shop in Leeds, Alabama.

New York Post

#FloridaMan? Move over.

#AlabamaMan says “hold my beer”

Nude man nabbed by police after 'cannonball' plunge into giant aquarium at Bass Pro Shop in Alabama | AP News https://apnews.com/article/bass-pro-shops-aquarium-nude-man-arrested-1e3cd9caf8a5eea6e1c4718498c914b3

Nude man caught after 'cannonball' into aquarium at Alabama Bass Pro Shop

Police in Alabama say a man crashed his car outside a Bass Pro Shop in Alabama, stripped down to his birthday suit and then plunged into the giant aquarium inside the store. Leeds Police Chief Paul Irwin said the ordeal happened Thursday night in front of shocked shoppers in the town just outside Birmingham. The news site Al.com reports that the 42-year-old Alabama man did a “cannonball” leap into the aquarium and then stood under a waterfall. Al.com reports that the man eventually climbed over the side of the aquarium and fell to the concrete floor below. Police then apprehended him.

AP News
Alabama man indicted for threatening Fulton County District Attorney and Sheriff regarding Trump case

Arthur Ray Hanson, II, has been indicted by a federal grand jury in Atlanta on charges of transmitting interstate threats to injure Fulton County District Attorney Fani Willis and Fulton County Sheriff Patrick Labat because of their connections to the Fulton County, Georgia, investigation of former President Donald Trump.  Hanson made his initial appearance in federal court in Huntsville and will be formally arraigned in Atlanta on November 13, 2023.

‘He is a danger’: Man faces child abuse and battery charges in road-rage with teens: Sheriff https://lawandcrime.com/crime/he-is-a-danger-man-faces-child-abuse-and-battery-charges-in-road-rage-with-teens-sheriff/

Just another happy day in the good old U.S. of A, with a grown toddler who "obviously became enraged and couldn’t control his temper..."

#AlabamaMan

Thomas Keebler faces child abuse charges for allegedly attacking teens in road rage: Deputies

Thomas Keebler, who authorities described as a "danger on the road and off," faces child abuse and battery charges after allegedly attacking a 16-year-old girl and her boyfriend in a road rage.

Law & Crime