(Since everyone is so neg, lol...)

Rail alkie is fine for mixed drinks, don't get scammed into paying extra for the top shelf stuffs.

If it's on a "best of" list, its prob not much fun.

As weird and racist as some earth ppl are, u are prob someone's fetish.

Humans are frustrating, contradictory, and weird but I love them anyway and u prob will too.

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