Heard about time-blocking from some guru and now feel like a failure? SAME. Turns out your brain isn't a Google Calendar. Let's talk about why the 'perfect' schedule is a lie and how to actually get stuff done without losing your mind. 🤪

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Yesterday was foggy in the morning. I dropped the boy off for school and, as he climbed out of the car, warned him to “Beware the Jabberwock, my son! The jaws that bite the claws that catch.”

He gave me a “parents are weird” look and closed the door, so I rolled down the car window and shouted, “Have a frabjous day!” as he walked away.

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