Congress needs to repeal the antitrust laws. All those lawyers at #ATSpring costing honest businesses money.
All those lawyers could lead more productive lives!

End antitrust now.

Please consider this tweet my application to run the US Chamber of Commerce.

#Satire

Surge pricing is in effect for the escalators between sessions. Please have your $100 bills ready.

#ATSpring #Humor #Antitrust

Thank you all for your lovely #ATSpring receptions. I feel happier about the state of antitrust enforcement now.

I will fight as hard as I can to stop the US Chamber of Commerce
from taking away your hard-fought defense counsel antitrust jobs.

Very pleased to see all the panel members for "The Boeing/McDonnell-Douglas merger: Still efficient or even more efficient?" on the airbus A319 I took in for the ABA Antitrust Spring meeting conference.

#ATSpring #humor

Looking forward to the ABA Antitrust Spring Meeting panel: "Are the antitrust lawyers predatory pricing?: Why ease of entry assures that billable hours in merger cases get nowhere near below some measure of incremental cost."

#ATSpring #Antitrust #Humor

Looking forward to the panel: "Are the economic experts pricing fixing? Why, with the use of sophisticated econometric models, you'll never be able to tell or prove it."

#ATSpring #Antitrust #Humor

As @abaantitrust’s #ATspring meeting draws to a close, CCIA’s @econwags explains how misguided #antitrust bills like #AICOA “would detract from consumer welfare by punishing businesses for innovation and intense price competition.” #ABAantitrust

https://www.project-disco.org/competition/bills-banning-injury-to-rivals-would-block-procompetitive-behavior/

Bills Banning Injury to Rivals Would Block Procompetitive Behavior - Disruptive Competition Project

Procompetitive behavior by a business benefits consumers but may harm rival businesses. This isn’t terribly surprising: when a business engages in a

Disruptive Competition Project

Join CCIA for breakfast on the last day of #ATspring Friday to discuss the road ahead for #antitrust & state legislatures with CCIA’s Khara Boender, @innov8rs’s Ted Bolema, @NLawGlobal’s Vic Domen, @actonline’s Caleb Williamson, @gibsondunn’s Eric Stock.

https://ccia-state-antitrust.eventbrite.com

Antitrust & State Legislatures: Where Are We Headed?

Join CCIA for a breakfast discussion on legislative activity at the state level and the reasons behind the recent increase in proposals.

Eventbrite

Happy #atspring #abaantitrustweek and welcome to the @abaantitrust Spring Meeting! You probably didn't notice the non-compete when you registered barring you from any other CLE or vacation spot. We did it after misreading Evan Starr's work. Hope you enjoy your raise!

#Satire #Lawtwitter #Antitrust