You’re drunk Gemini, go home

#AIisStupid

Wall Street Journal NOW:
<<Tech Rally Shows Signs of Losing Steam: Nvidia and other stocks in the Magnificent Seven have been buffeted by growing doubts about their valuations and the potential of artificial intelligence.>>

We're always happy when reason returns to its throne. #aiisstupid

[paywall:]
https://www.wsj.com/finance/stocks/tech-stocks-magnificent-seven-losing-steam-e948af4d

Google just keep doubling down on their uselessness. I'm picking someone up at Burbank airport tonight. According to the AI twaddle, there is a cell phone lot to wait in for arriving passenger. They even give an address. The first several links Google gives are sites that are nothing more than bot-generated crap from the AI answer.

There is no such lot at Burbank. It's damned near impossible to find that info online now.

#AIisStupid #GoogleISDead #TheEndIsNigh

Google's mandatory evil AI invented a WordPress function as a search result.

#AIISSTUPID #IFYOUUSEAIYOUARETOO

Ya but can they do standup comedy? Unless they can do standup comedy, they are not even remotely intelligent.

#AIIsStupid

"Cannot" is one word no matter what Grammarly* says.

*somehow embedded in my texting app?! I turned it off.

#Cannot #Texting #Grammar #AIisStupid

AI Images in WordPress.com?

Earlier today I inserted an image into a post using the wordpress.com image tag thing. “/img”. 99% of the time I just paste in a link to an image on Flickr and the post editor embeds the photo through magic or something. The other 1% of the time I pull the images off of my phone. This morning though I used the tag and saw something new. There’s an option to have the built in wordpress.com AI thing generate an image for you.

I figured I’d try it out today. I asked it to generate an image of a Jedi Knight petting a kitten while a blues band plays in the background. Success, I guess?

Let’s try another one. This time I’ll add the instructions before I generate the image… how about this:

Generate an image of a hockey player using his stick to fight off a zombie attack at a fast food restaurant

Let us see the results………

Huh… okay… I guess it decided on its own that one of the zombies should also be a hockey player. Everyone appears to be skating without actually wearing skates, though why they would have to skate at a fast food joint is unknown. Is the guy in the back living or just a newly turned zombie. Also, what’s the deal with the teeth on the zombie on the left? Does the AI think that zombies have different teeth than the humans they used to be? That does not compute.

Okay, so there’s a nice little feature that I will only ever use ironically. Okay. I guess.

#Img #aiGeneratedImages #aiImages #aiIsDumb #aiIsStupid #images #wordpressCom