Large Hadron Collider Accidentally Creates AI With Serious Quantum Identity Crisis

#QuantumQuirks #AICollider #LHCNowHiring #ParticleParty #HadronHijinks By: TheJestPress.com GENEVA, SWITZERLAND — In a bold new step toward either uncovering the secrets of the universe or accidentally opening a portal to a dimension entirely populated by sentient office chairs, CERN has announced its “Quantum & AI Integration Initiative.” That’s right: the world-famous Large Hadron…

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