Sparks made the mistake of giving Chuck Norris a hit of cocaine in the middle of a karate duel.
Rookie mistake.
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Later, the entire city of Santa Monica would wonder why Wednesday morning felt so good!
Sparks made the mistake of giving Chuck Norris a hit of cocaine in the middle of a karate duel.
Rookie mistake.
Is there a Mortal Kombat fatality were somebody gets kicked in the face so hard they achieve escape velocity and fly off the face of the planet into warp?
That's just a missed Chuck Norris / StarTrek crossover.
Oh, they're back in the warehouse where the Sports Ninja hangs out. Be careful!
Oh Charlie... π€¦ββοΈ
We're at the... "Uh... drugs 'r bad"... portion of the movie.
I'd be careful, Chuck, this is starting to look like a #StarTrekVoyager #Nemesis situation where you get radicalized to one side.
Do you think MMA fighters go to after parties like this with their competition and schmooze?
I like how friendly these cops are with each other - pinching each other on the cheek, writing on their shoulders, taking off each other's hats.