PurpleYuriBeans ๐ฃOk, so who was it that decided that so many hot, sex things have to have hideous, disgusting names? ๐คจ
Hey!
๐ต Who has a headache at 3 AM
But only on the right temple!
...This bitch!
Whose eyes hurt like crap,
But also has insomnia?
...This bitch! ๐ต
AWESOME!
My phone has less than half battery and it has decided it won't charge anymore!
No computer; about to have no phone, my last little anchor to sanity.
Guess I'll die! 
(Nice knowing ya, everyone!)
HOOOOOOLY fuckin' SHIT!
What has two thumbs and almost swallowed a sharp METAL staple and fucking died?
THIS DUMB BITCH! ๐๐ป๐๐ป
And why??? For a tiny handful of stale-ass popcorn given out as birthday party favours.
Christ Alive! What's going on with my life? ๐ฃ
#TFW You can't doomscroll in bed comfortably, because at that distance, it's like someone rubbed dirt in your eyes.
Ok, I'm no mechanicologist, but I'm pretty sure I'm NOT supposed to still be able to hear your motorcycle's loud ass engine flatulence from like a half a mile away. ๐
It felt like someone drilling through my skull when it passed next to me and it wouldn't go away even when the dude was already in like the neighbouring effin' county. ๐คฃ
BRUH, get yo bike checked. It sounds like it's about to fall apart from vibration alone. ๐คญ
FUCK ME, "Nobody Does It Better" SUCKS DONKEY SHIT. ๐คฎ
How the crap is that boring garbage a James Bond theme?
I dare anyone to think of a worse song among all the series' themes.
(Whatever you're thinking of... You're already wrong)
"DO YOU DO POISON?" 