#YouKnowWhatGripesMyAss? (apologies/thanks to @Yuriel for the tag)
Applications that add desktop shortcuts to the desktop by default and without asking.
I actually spent time curating the look of my desktop and I don't need a disorganised slew of random icons mucking it up, thank you very much.
Note: anyone recommending Linux in response to this will be muted or blocked.
Note 2: Yes I know I can hide icons, that's not the point.
People who post those long-ass GIFs instead of posting a video. 🙄
Yeah, I know it's a tiny thing. Not a big deal. But it annoys me to no end.
If it's more than 10-15 seconds long, I get angry.
I think it's the 'tism™️ that can't stand not knowing how long it's going to be. I NEED that seek bar! 😕
Is this just me? 🔁
"And now, without further ado... Let's get into it!
...Our thanks to Express VPN for making this possible. Express VP..."
BITCH,THAT'S NOT WHAT "WITHOUT FURTHER ADO" MEANS, DUMBFUCK!
Christ, I despise people! 😣
Seriously, FUCK dreams of going back to old jobs! 🤬 GROSS!
I was just forced to eat breakfast with... 🤮 Water.
Like, how's that even legal? My human rights!
Weep for me and send hugs. 🥺
Jesus Christ! People need to fucking DROP "maybe, just maybe" from their writing. 🙄
I don't care that it's fanfic or casual RP, it's such obviously dumb trash!
"But Yuri, you'd rather have a cup than a delicious, decadent, crunchy, toasted waffle cone covered in dark chocolate?" 
🤨 Ok, you know what? can it!
It's NEVER that. 🙄 It's always a generic-ass, garbage wafer cone that's 2% weird medicine flavor, 98% air, and comes in a tower box of 800.
😒 SO... DON'T EVEN!
NO, I don't want a cone! 🤨
Give me a goddamn cup for my cookies 'n' cream scoop. I'm an adult with (some) dignity and self-respect.
Ostensibly. 
Just got a text:
"We are hiring an employee for a 3-hour shift for [Twice the standard entry-level salary for a week] per day!
FUCK ME, I LOVE SCAM TEXTS.
I hate to think what awaits someone who falls for them.
These assfucks grifting the people in desperate need, looking for a job, deserve to to be soaked in a volcano.
Fuck. Me.
I had JUST hauled my entire ass a couple years ago to Firefox, after almost two decades with Opera (when they went crypto) and now they pull THIS shit?
Anya - GeekyTeaKitty
Yuriel