"You can't always explain cats." --Gran'ma Ben, from "Bone" by Jeff Smith
| Zoomer? | yes |
| Boomer? | no |
| Coder | yes |
| Peanut Shipment Unloader | no |
WolfGangsta
@wolfgangsta
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Watch out, I wrote a little night music the other day
"You nerds believe it can be resurrected?"
He said, eyeing the corpse upon the floor.
It was mashed metal, static and arrested:
He'd killed it there to settle a petty score.
But when he said, "In Yeshu's name, be mended"--
Not knowing quite what he was asking for--
The dog jumped! So he who to mock intended
Found riches far surpassing Orian's shore.
--Jakob Taken, "The Conversion of St. Flunderbuss the Wireman". Published four minutes after the hour sometime in 16th-Century Ganymede.
No, it's not missing! There's a little fireman in the hole. You put your ear up to the hole and he pulls out his cell phone and calls whoever you want. And because he's a fireman, his phone can reach all the restricted numbers--Santa Claus, the Tickle Monster--even the President himself! (Well, the president of the Firemans' Association.) Just don't make him angry or he might squirt water in your ear.
