Can I get an Undo button for embarrassing events pls? Ktnxbai
Reading an ad on a streetlight pole:
“Looking for a massage girl.
Pay is excellent.
No experience required”
I’m afraid to venture a guess about what kind of a massage this person wants. Unless they’re really brave. Like “I ain’t afraid of broken anything!” kind of bravery.
Or it’s just a perv. Yeeeeah, I’m kinda leaning towards perv.
I see this and I'm instantly like "Up periscope!" 😁
Seriously, it's like a competition to see if we can come up with the dorkiest and clumsiest design to put on people's faces. I still claim that VR and AR will take off when the designs change and become much smaller, minimal even. Dare I say, practical (gasp!). In the meantime, chuckles ahoy!
HoloKit is like Google Cardboard for augmented reality - https://techcrunch.com/2017/06/02/holokit-is-like-google-cardboard-for-augmented-reality/
Meanwhile, I shall fart in this one's general direction
Trump withdraws US from Paris climate change agreement - https://www.engadget.com/2017/06/01/trump-withdraws-us-paris-agreement/
The stupidity is painfully strong with this one, folks. Oh my dear god, is it ever
I shall go forth! And purchase a hat! Just so I can tip it to this fine gentleman we all know as The Real Iron Man™
Elon Musk steps down from Trump advisory councils over Paris climate decision - https://www.theverge.com/2017/6/1/15726292/elon-musk-trump-advisory-council-paris-climate-decision
So, IBM just killed its working from home policy by using business-babble. Pretty much. I honestly expected more from Big Blue (and they used to deliver that)
Question to you devs who can relate; are you happy in an open-office environment and doing Agile?
https://www.inc.com/geoffrey-james/ibm-just-committed-cultural-and-creative-suicide.html
Among the comments is a mention of a wifi toilet as well. I so want to write software for that thing.
It could be voice activated. "Open the pod bay door HAL" you'd say and it would raise the toilet seat. Practical!
....unless your wifi went down, in which case it would just reply "I'm afraid I can't do that Dave".
Maybe I could also do a Seinfeld inspired version that yells "NO POO FOR YOU!" at you until you restore the wifi.