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Developer (Obj-C, Swift, Java, C# etc), tech enthusiast, Apple enthusiast, sarcastic 24/7, admin of this place #nobot
When you send a question to a website support email about a feature you can’t find and then realize that there’s a button for that in not one, but two places ._.
Can I get an Undo button for embarrassing events pls? Ktnxbai
And I drew a baby penguin. Just practicing, thinking maybe I’ll run into some skill. Anyways, here it is #drawing #doodle #art (?) #fuzzy
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Reading an ad on a streetlight pole:

“Looking for a massage girl.

Pay is excellent.

No experience required”

I’m afraid to venture a guess about what kind of a massage this person wants. Unless they’re really brave. Like “I ain’t afraid of broken anything!” kind of bravery.
Or it’s just a perv. Yeeeeah, I’m kinda leaning towards perv.

I wonder what comes after the Tesla Sexy models
Tesla model S, X, 3 and now Y?
So, SEXY!

I see this and I'm instantly like "Up periscope!" 😁

Seriously, it's like a competition to see if we can come up with the dorkiest and clumsiest design to put on people's faces. I still claim that VR and AR will take off when the designs change and become much smaller, minimal even. Dare I say, practical (gasp!). In the meantime, chuckles ahoy!

HoloKit is like Google Cardboard for augmented reality - https://techcrunch.com/2017/06/02/holokit-is-like-google-cardboard-for-augmented-reality/

@Seipas @grime_witch I never thought of that. Maybe 😳 Though I'd argue that he needs better möves for that 😁

@superbranch You, me and roughly 7billion other people as well. But I do like how he gives people hope, you know?

"Are you a businessman who can't business? Your entire vocabulary consists of most used words from take-out menus? You think women are simply sexual objects and baby machines? If insecurities and douchebaggery could be used as a form of fusion, yours could power planets? Your IQ and shoe size are one and the same? Great news! You can run for president!"

@grime_witch Maybe his batteries are running low. Someone quick! Plug him in!

Meanwhile, I shall fart in this one's general direction

Trump withdraws US from Paris climate change agreement - https://www.engadget.com/2017/06/01/trump-withdraws-us-paris-agreement/

The stupidity is painfully strong with this one, folks. Oh my dear god, is it ever