OMG this is so great! Just pay hundreds of dollars and follow this simple 7635 step guide that includes apps, wifi and scanning QR codes to make your own small amount of juice from overly expensive bags!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tOgIHOtSZGo
I mean, you could also just buy a friggin apple and eat it like a human being, but lolz, that's so 2016 🙄
Among the comments is a mention of a wifi toilet as well. I so want to write software for that thing.
It could be voice activated. "Open the pod bay door HAL" you'd say and it would raise the toilet seat. Practical!
....unless your wifi went down, in which case it would just reply "I'm afraid I can't do that Dave".
Maybe I could also do a Seinfeld inspired version that yells "NO POO FOR YOU!" at you until you restore the wifi.
Wolfe