I remember when buying new clothes meant removing one or two tags and calling it a day. But today? I’m wearing some new gear I picked up yesterday, and y’all… I swear I had to rip off 77 tags from the shirt, 98 from the pants, and the shoes? Don’t get me started. They were laced together like a hostage situation—secured with a zip tie, two elastic bands, and I’m pretty sure four padlocks that required a retinal scan.
But hey, I made it. No locksmith required. Just me, a pair of scissors, and sheer determination. Happy day, y’all! #Funny #truth