
Before the interview:
TED: "Now, Herschel, if you feel Lindsey or me pinching you, just stop talking."
Later, after disastrous interview...
TED: "Herschel, why did you stop talking in the middle of your answer?"
HERSCHEL: "Lindsey was pinching me!"
TED: (sighs) "OK. Well, next time, if you feel ME pinching you -"