Quinn NelsonApple’s attention to detail is INSANE. You can’t watch this and not smile.
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William Johnston
@wjohnston
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Software developer. Mostly don't post because there is almost always someone else who knows more about a subject than I do. And my opinions aren't worth enough to subject the world to them. Occasionally forgetful of the prior facts.
MegIt's kind of weird that over the next couple of decades, the stereotype of "grandparents don't know how to use computers" is going to have to give way to "grandparents remember when computers worked at all and won't shut up about it."
Or even if I paid for Apple Music and used iCloud for my email, but only want my work computer to be able to listen to Apple Music without granting my company owned and controlled machine access to my personal email.
Similarly, if my Apple Watch could unlock my work computer and my home computer, but without sharing an Apple ID.
I wish Apple would find a nice way to securely handle the division between work and home machines. Like, could I grant a work Apple ID access to my personal Apple ID such that it doesn't get access to basically anything except that I can use apps I have personally bought.
Girl on the NetStages of #Duolingo:
-This is so cool and helpful!
-I’m learning so quickly!
-I can share my progress with friends! 🥰
-I’m so obsessed with my streak haha!
-I want to punt this stupid owl into the centre of the sun
Jonty WareingUser: you charge me when people make unauthorised requests to an S3 bucket?
AWS: yes of course
User: but
AWS: working as intended
User: but
AWS: thank you for your money
yossarian (1.3.6.1.4.1.55738)
BlueTeamSherpa 
• An Oxford comma walks into a bar where it spends the evening watching the television, getting drunk, and smoking cigars.
• A dangling participle walks into a bar. Enjoying a cocktail and chatting with the bartender, the evening passes pleasantly.
• A bar was walked into by the passive voice.
• An oxymoron walked into a bar, and the silence was deafening.
• Two quotation marks walk into a “bar.”
• A malapropism walks into a bar, looking for all intensive purposes like a wolf in cheap clothing, muttering epitaphs and casting dispersions on his magnificent other, who takes him for granite.
• Hyperbole totally rips into this insane bar and absolutely destroys everything.
• A question mark walks into a bar?
• A non sequitur walks into a bar. In a strong wind, even turkeys can fly.
• Papyrus and Comic Sans walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Get out -- we don't serve your type."
• A mixed metaphor walks into a bar, seeing the handwriting on the wall but hoping to nip it in the bud.
• A comma splice walks into a bar, it has a drink and then leaves.
• Three intransitive verbs walk into a bar. They sit. They converse. They depart.
• A synonym strolls into a tavern.
• At the end of the day, a cliché walks into a bar -- fresh as a daisy, cute as a button, and sharp as a tack.
• A run-on sentence walks into a bar it starts flirting. With a cute little sentence fragment.
• Falling slowly, softly falling, the chiasmus collapses to the bar floor.
• A figure of speech literally walks into a bar and ends up getting figuratively hammered.
• An allusion walks into a bar, despite the fact that alcohol is its Achilles heel.
• The subjunctive would have walked into a bar, had it only known.
• A misplaced modifier walks into a bar owned a man with a glass eye named Ralph.
• The past, present, and future walked into a bar. It was tense.
• A dyslexic walks into a bra.
• A verb walks into a bar, sees a beautiful noun, and suggests they conjugate. The noun declines.
• A simile walks into a bar, as parched as a desert.
• A gerund and an infinitive walk into a bar, drinking to forget.
• A hyphenated word and a non-hyphenated word walk into a bar and the bartender nearly chokes on the irony.
Jeff GeerlingIf IBM decides to merge Terraform and Ansible, would that be Terrible?