TobiXThe #APOD for today inspired me to to a little edit in Gimp 😆
| Location | 🇨🇭 |
| pronouns | * |
| Matrix | @wisp:ccc.ac |
| languages | de,en,nl,id,cn to varying degrees |
Dr. Wisplinghoff von Wisphoven
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Alice Averlong🏳️⚧️Upon powerup, the CPU begins to execute code.
This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move.
@rappet NOBODY wants to be the person who sent away the coffee delivery. And you have a good excuse to stay around, unlike food delivery services who have little time. And elevators: Might only get you into the hallway and if you cite the wrong elevator company, people might be able to tell. Third party service companies for coffee delivery or machine maintenance? Much more dime-a-dozen.
ＨＡＣＫＥＲＳＢＯＴI just found out that feedsin.space exists. Check it out, it's awesome! Now I can easily follow e.g. new laws in Germany as they are announced:
https://chaos.social/@Bundesgesetzblat[email protected]
https://chaos.social/@Bundesgesetzblat[email protected]
Finally, some real penetration testing: https://cybernews.com/news/flipperzero-adult-toys-ble-broadcasting/
Matthias EberlHab grad mal wieder eine SIM-Karte besorgt zum Registrieren von Test-Accounts.
Kioskbetreiber bietet mir Karten für 18€-20€ an.
"Ne", sage ich, "woanders gib's immer welche für 5€, z.B. Lyca oder Lebara."
Dann greift er einen Stapel und meint: "Da hab ich nur die registrierten hier."
"Ist doch super", sage ich. "Dann braucht's da keinen Ausweis?"
"Ne."
Aber Hauptsache Tante Erna muss für die Registrierung von ihrer Telekom-Karte einmal zum Postident.
#Sicherheitstheater
Benno“You must rotate your credentials every 60 days.”
*takes USB-C YubiKey out of slot*
*turns it upside down*
*plugs it back in*
Butternuts 🦆VOWELS
Japanese: every vowel is spoken exactly as it is.
German: if a vowel is a little different, we indicate this in writing with an efficiënt märker
French: the longer the string of vowels, the less you say it.
Dutch: we invented some cool new vowels by smashing 2 together, you can't even hear them unless you're dutch! ei ij ou oe au
American English: every vowel can be schwa if y' jəs stəp cərəng əbət ət
New Zealind: wi hiv inly in viwil
Welsh: w is a vowel.
<justtest>is this real life?</justtest>