Man, oh man! If I could bottle up the smells from our kitchen and sell it, I would be a millionaire! We have rice and smoked pork tenderloin in our oven heating up to eat. If you were here, and even if pork wasn't your thing, you'd be saying, "god damn! I want some!"
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All around fun guy, love to read, play games, works with assistive tech, lives in Charlotte, NC. #grilling #charcoal #gaming #tech #technology #assiccessibility
Woohoo! Thanks to iOS 26, I have one of my favorite ringtones back! The CTU ringer from the television show 24. Some of you may not know what that is, so I'll give you a little clue. Espionage!
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Ok, you can update to VDR 5.31. 5.30 was the problem child. 5.31 has fixed it. You can update and run without issue now.
A young couple are on their way to Las Vegas to get married. Before getting there, the girl said to the guy that she had a confession to make. The reason that they had not been intimate was because she was very flat-chested. If he wished to cancel the wedding, it would be okay with her.
The guy thought about it for a while and said he did not mind if she was flat, and sex is not the most important thing in a marriage.
Several miles down the road, the guy turned to the girl and said that he also wanted to make a confession. He said that below his waist he was just like a baby, and if the girl wished to cancel the wedding, it'd be fine by him.
The girl thought about it for a while and said that she did not mind and she also believed there were other things far more important in a marriage than sex. Both were happy that they'd been honest with each other.
They went on to Vegas and got married. On the wedding night the girl took off her clothes and she was as flat as a washboard. Finally, the guy took off his clothes and one look at the guy's naked body made the girl faint and fall to the floor.
After she came to, the guy asked, 'I told you before we got married, why did you still faint?'
The girl said, 'You told me it was just like a baby.'
The guy replied, 'Yes, eight pounds and 21 inches.
The guy thought about it for a while and said he did not mind if she was flat, and sex is not the most important thing in a marriage.
Several miles down the road, the guy turned to the girl and said that he also wanted to make a confession. He said that below his waist he was just like a baby, and if the girl wished to cancel the wedding, it'd be fine by him.
The girl thought about it for a while and said that she did not mind and she also believed there were other things far more important in a marriage than sex. Both were happy that they'd been honest with each other.
They went on to Vegas and got married. On the wedding night the girl took off her clothes and she was as flat as a washboard. Finally, the guy took off his clothes and one look at the guy's naked body made the girl faint and fall to the floor.
After she came to, the guy asked, 'I told you before we got married, why did you still faint?'
The girl said, 'You told me it was just like a baby.'
The guy replied, 'Yes, eight pounds and 21 inches.
If you rely on VoiceDream Reader, *DO NOT* update! It will simply not open. BookPlayer is looking much more appetizing lately!
I was recently a guest on NewView Oklahoma's podcast where I talked about my exferiences in the audio games field. Please take a few minutes and check it out. I hope they will have me back for a sequel. https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/eyes-closed-mind-open/id1764380725?i=1000713303264
Attention #nvdasr users. By now, you all should have gotten the latest version of #RemoteIncidentManager, version 3.4.3. This makes Remote Incident Manager entirely compatible with NVDA2025.1.
As part of customizing DECtalk for the US National Weather Service in 1997, a special dictionary was created that included abbreviations commonly used in weather reports, such as MOSUNNY which expands to mostly sunny.
The abbreviations are added to the DECtalk dictionary in such a way that inflected forms of them are also expanded, so MOSUNNYS is pronounced as mostly sunnies. I figured I'd have some fun with this.
The abbreviations are added to the DECtalk dictionary in such a way that inflected forms of them are also expanded, so MOSUNNYS is pronounced as mostly sunnies. I figured I'd have some fun with this.
Four guys meet in hell. A Bodybuilder, a Muslim, a Buddhist monk, and an American.
Satan comes over, whip in hand, and says, "Those who endure 10 whiplashes can go to Heaven, the rest will stay here in Hell!"
The American glances at the bodybuilder and is about to argue when Satan interrupts him, "Everyone can choose 1 thing to place at your back and protect you from the whiplashes. Let's start."
The bodybuilder steps up, with full conviction, he chooses a large and heavy metal shield to protect his back. Then, Satan starts with the whiplashes,
1...2... And the shield breaks apart. The 3rd never came, the bodybuilder screamed "Please NO, I give up!"
The Muslim steps forward this time. With a smug face, he asks for the physical manifestation of his faith to protect his back. He had done lots of terrible things, but it was all in the name of faith and it would protect him now.
1...2...3...and his faith began to waver...4...5...6... And the sound of something breaking could be heard. Before there was a 7th, he cries out, "Stop, stop, stop. Please stop!!"
Here comes the Buddhist monk's turn. He asks for no protection, for pain is in the mind, he will hide behind nothing, and his body would endure any torment!
1...2...3... And he grits his teeth...4...5...6... Tears could be seen in his eyes...7...8...9...10... There is snot coming out of his nose and his back is badly mutilated. But he made it.
Now it's the American's turn. He is asked, by Satan, what does he choose to protect his back. The American ponders for a little while, and then calmly says,
"The monk."