Wil James💩

@wiljames@tweesecake.social
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All around fun guy, love to read, play games, works with assistive tech, lives in Charlotte, NC. #grilling #charcoal #gaming #tech #technology #assiccessibility
Here is that same ringtone in stereo. You can hear it and download it from this post.
I wonder how many dirty girls we have out there that will use this app for sexual relief?How many phones will need to sit out to dry? | Phone Vibrate https://apps.apple.com/us/app/vibrate-phone/id6741472164
Guess what’s for dinner? | Kitchen stove with a white tray on top. On the tray, there is a raw potato, a package of raw steak, and two seasoning bottles. One seasoning bottle is labeled "Bull Shit" and the other is labeled "Good Shit." The stove burners have colorful tie-dye patterned covers. In the background, there is a yellow container with the words "Bee Well Soon" on the right, and a blue Bud Light bucket with utensils on the left. The stove and oven appear to be older and show some signs of use. The countertop has various kitchen items, including a sponge, dish soap, and a towel.

A pint glass filled with hazy, golden beer, topped with a foamy head. Over the beer, white bold text reads:

its called summer water.
its just like normal water,
but it has beer in it

Cartoon skeleton character standing in front of a tropical sunset scene with palm trees. The skeleton is wearing a red and white Hawaiian shirt, blue shorts, and red sandals. It is holding a large mug of beer with foam spilling over the top. The skeleton has one yellow eye and one blue eye, and is smiling. The text at the top says, "IT'S MONDAY AGAIN??" and at the bottom, "I WASN'T EVEN FINISHED WITH MY WEEKEND YET." The overall vibe is humorous and relaxed, poking fun at the feeling of weekends ending too quickly.
A large glass of beer with a frothy head sits on a wooden surface. The glass has a humorous message printed on it in bold white letters: "Some people jog to relieve stress. I open a beer and watch them jog." At the bottom of the glass, there is a small text that reads "@beertownusaofficial." The background is slightly blurred, suggesting a cozy indoor setting, possibly a bar or pub.
A cartoon-style illustration of an elderly man with a white beard and hair, sitting on a wooden rocking chair on a porch. He is wearing a blue suit with a yellow shirt and holding a glass of beer with foam at the top. A speech bubble above him reads, 'A cold beer and a rocking chair. That's what I call multitasking.' The background features a scenic view of greenery and a path.
Text on a black background: "Nothing like a cold beer, after a nice cold beer."
Cartoon illustration of an older man with gray hair and sunglasses lounging on a beach chair. He is holding a mug of beer and appears to be relaxing by the seaside, with a colorful sunset in the background. The image is framed with the text "RETIREMENT PLAN" at the top and "PROFESSIONAL BEER TASTER" at the bottom.