Mastodawn

RJ Apr 21, 2023

My band is playing a 420 show tonight supporting a well-known local ska group, and I just can't bring myself to be excited. Weed isn't/wasn't a huge thing for me but I still don't love being in super stoney environments, and our music is a bit... frenetic for the crowd I'm anticipating. Not really sure why I agreed to this lmao

#420 #ska #recovery

RJ Apr 18, 2023

historic drystone sheep dyke Apr 18, 2023

Whoever decided that every streaming service should immediately minimize the movie and show Related Content the split second the credits start rolling has perpetrated a great sin on this world and is my enemy

RJ Apr 16, 2023

Ellena Morse Apr 16, 2023

I have an indoor cat. She greets me at the front door, like a good indoor cat.
Except this morning, when I returned home in an unfamiliar car, from the wrong direction. As I got out of the car I saw my good indoor cat barrel down a treetrunk, scoot across the lawn, and leap up a wall and through a window I didn't know she could access.
Then she demurely greeted me at the front door like any good indoor cat.
How long has this been going on?

RJ Apr 14, 2023

everyone's stoked to see Cool Aunt RJ™️ until it's time to get fuckin schooled at air hockey

RJ Apr 14, 2023

#transvoicefriday

RJ Apr 12, 2023

Calligrafae Apr 11, 2023

Making up for lost butts

If your city has the exact same options as a large town in Alabama but just more expensive, you have been fooled. That's not a city at all. That's just Alabama again. I'm embarrassed for you.

RJ Apr 10, 2023

annie 🧸Apr 7, 2023

i've been studying really hard to comprehend the horrors

RJ Apr 10, 2023

melt Apr 7, 2023

Dudes love to try and justify wearing workwear in office jobs. Just say you want to get pegged.

RJ Apr 9, 2023

Loukas (They/Them) 🏳️‍⚧️Apr 8, 2023

I read a good line in a story that's helped me with imposter syndrome.

It said, remember that people are as a species used to living in groups of about 200, grouped around several campfires.

🔥Every
🔥Single
🔥Campfire

needs its own storyteller, its own dancer, its own musician. More than one, really.

So don't compare yourself to those who perform for millions.

Are you the person who can make people happy around your closest campfire? That's what's needed.