Chris G

@while1fork
14 Followers
17 Following
28 Posts
Person. Parent. Existing.
i saw a toot about it elsewhere but i can’t find it so: basically don’t trust mastodon for things you want to stay Actually Private. instance admins can read DMs, and instance admins can read the private posts of anyone their users follow. this is sort of inherent to the current architecture. and for all twitter’s sins, i trust the admins to not leak random people’s DMs more than i trust every instance admin ever.
NO no no no no, I liked this forecast much better yesterday, when it had more clouds and fewer snowflakes
Just hoping it stays warm long enough to melt ALL the ice on the sidewalk/driveway before the temperature abruptly drops 40 degrees on Friday night …
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US scandals: dismantling of the state and economy by evangelical oligarchs thinking to bring about the rapture which they believe will personally select them.
Canadian scandals: PM is censured for accepting a vacation invite to a private island.
While that second should not have happened... geezuz pete, people.
Scandinavian scandal: $105 a month for all your transport needs on extensive transit network is outrageous.
boost this status and I'll give you 1 squid point!

infinite mathematicians enter a bar. the first orders a pint of beer, the second orders half a pint. the third orders a quarter pint, and the bartender cuts them off there and just pours them two pints

after a time the mathematicians indicate they're ready for another round. as before, the first one orders a pint and the second orders a half. when the third orders a third of a pint the bartender says "actually i think you've all had enough for tonight"

Katie Rich on Twitter

“My Mom died a year ago today. My Dad asked if I was, “Going to put anything on the computer for Mommy” so I’ll say this: Women are fighting like always, but we’re fighting a bit louder lately. So today, & everyday, I want you broads to fight so loud Mom hears you wherever she is.”

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These were on the whiteboard when I moved into this cubicle. No complaints.