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“Today, we transplant everything: kidneys, arms, hearts, except balls, due to a lack of donors.”

Jacques Chirac

🇩🇪 Verliebt sein ist wie in einem Kreisverkehr darauf zu hoffen, niemals herausfahren zu müssen.

🇬🇧 Being in love is like being in a roundabout and hoping never to have to drive out of it.

🇪🇸 Estar enamorado es como estar en una rotonda y esperar no tener que salir nunca de ella.

#Liebe #Verliebtsein #Aphorismen #Gedanken #Poesie #Gefühle #Herz #Sehnsucht
#Love #FallingInLove #Aphorisms #Thoughts #Poetry #Feelings #Heart #Longing
#Amor #EstarEnamorado #Aforismos #Pensamientos #Poesía #Sentimientos #Corazón #Anhelo
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Real wealth is having TIME and MONEY at the same time.
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“People who enjoy meetings should not be in charge of anything.”
— Thomas Sowell
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General Maxims, Cynthia Style: small rules of thumb for a life with books, birds, coffee, walks, and possibilities. I had fun with this one!

#Philosophy #aphorisms #Human condition
"Pleasures are always children, pains always have wrinkles." --Joubert, transl. Auster

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You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.
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Depression cannot hit a moving target.
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Like cutting off your oxygen to spite your face.

Wait. Let me start over.

#WaitLetMeStartOver #aphorisms

It's nice to be important, but it's more important to be nice.
-Scooter
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