Whoever is careless with the truth in small matters cannot be trusted with important matters.
- Albert Einstein
Dad. Poly Partner. Small business owner. Pansexual.
Just a guy who reads and writes.
He/Him
I'm seeing a lot of men saying they wanna join the "Man vs. Bear Debate."
That phrasing reveals a central misunderstanding.
There is no "debate." Women are telling you what they would choose, given the hypothetical situation. No one invited your opinion to that.
Scene from a my living room:
Oldest Kiddo: it's October 3rd! It's Mean Girls Day! It's a national holiday!
Wife: no. It's Full Metal Alchemist Day!
Kiddo: what if both?
Me: look kid, no Full Metal Alchemist fan should EVER say "what if both?"
Biggs sentenced to 17 years. Rehl gets 15.
With any luck, we're approaching the bit at the end of Goodfellas where it tells us which crooks get 25 to life, which ones sing like Pavarotti, and which ones end up managing the 5th largest Chevy dealership in Dubuque.
I've had about enough of this band of dipshits.
Since all the way back in 1789, American Presidents have been indicted an average of 1.96 times per capita...
However, the 45th president, Indictments Donal, has been indicted 91 times. He's an outlier and should not be counted.
#ThrowBackThursday
Since all the way back in 1789, American Presidents have been indicted an average of 1.5 times per capita...
However, the 45th president, Indictments Donal, was indicted 71 times. He's an outlier and should not be counted.
TIL that the collective nouns for ravens are:
Flock (boring, booooo)
Unkindness (better)
Conspiracy (very Agatha Christie)
&
TREACHERY (very GWENDOLINE Christie. Clearly the superior choice.)
#Sunday is for learning
Currently enjoying my morning coffee with adorable Hello Kitty shaped ice cubes in it. I'd say "hashtag: dadlife" if half the adults I knew would not ALSO enjoy Hello Kitty shaped ice cubes.
BTW: I did say "morning coffee" at 7 PM, because I just discovered it in my microwave. Hashtag: DadLife
