Arraign keeps falling on my head

If you're a dude and you're upsetty spaghetti at the Barbie movie for its frankly blatant portrayal of one gender as inherently weaker, dumber, and subservient to the other gender... boy do I have some bad news for you about literally all of the other movies

the idea of being visited by aliens lost its appeal when i realized they’d likely just be some other planet’s asshole billionaires

People who don't believe in evolution are primate change deniers.

Can’t we just build him a replica White House and tell him that he won?