Can’t we just build him a replica White House and tell him that he won?
How about if we put him in a straight jacket in a padded room and tell him all the billionaires are doing it.
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If it worked for an evil genius like Professor Moriarty...
Ship In A Bottle: Directed by Alexander Singer. With Patrick Stewart, Jonathan Frakes, LeVar Burton, Michael Dorn. Lt. Barclay mistakenly awakes Moriarty in the forgotten holodeck program, who then makes his demands clear and unforgettable.