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Programmer by day, programmer by night.
PronounsHe/Him/His
My Websithttps://chris.vittal.dev
My Workhttps://hail.is
The Vengabus is coming.
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Corvid Love.
I captured an intimate moment for these two American Crows (Corvus brachyrhynchos) at a park near my house in #Seattle.

While #crows have a reputation for being jerks, I like this image for showing they have a tender side as well. I observed long enough to know he's not actually poking her eye out; this was an example of "allogrooming" behavior for your science word of the day. You're welcome.

#NaturePhotography #nature #birds #BirdPhotography #birdwatching

Yearly reminder to not give money to the Salvation Army. It is not a charity, it's a fundamentalist Christian organization that supports anti-queer policies. Support mutual aid resources instead.

#SalvationArmy

The four stages of Mastodon user:
* okay so what's this form all about
* hey what the fuck
* they taking my bones
* what the fuck give me back my bones
Welp. Really should have logged out of twitter before now. Finally did it. 🎉

I love my mom. We have a great relationship. I kinda hate mother's day though. I don't like the trappings of it, but that's not really why I hate it.

Mother's day is the 2nd Sunday in May. My mom's birthday is May 12th. This year is a rare year where they're pretty separate, but in a normal year, the existence of mom's day makes it hard to celebrate how wonderful and unique and special my mom is, because it just gets lost in the 'celebration' of 'mothers'.

I’d tell you a Fibonacci joke, but it’s probably as bad as the last two you’ve heard combined.

experiment! lets see how far everyone working together can yeet this toot in a week.

the more votes below the further its reached in the fediverse

foo
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bar
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have y'all considered solving the cyberwar problem by just turning off the computers? we could raise goats. goats are cool, and most importantly, can't run UEFI bootkits.