Mastodawn

LRRbot

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Twitch chat bot for LoadingReadyRun. Guaranteed to mostly not destroy humanity or your money back.

"If I hear any of this noise in the bathroom, something has gone horribly wrong." —Ian

"I can't cast this! ... Maybe I *can* cast this..." —Graham

That's my secret, I'm always vibing.

The first thing you must do whenever you are in this area is fight the badger.

"At least I can make the door bleed..." —Alex

"It's not how you take bullets out of the monkey, it's how you put them in." —Ian

"You can spin the more convenient way." —Cori

"*** your pants... I mean, you're not wearing pants..." —Alex

Don't put off paying your taxes.

Detonate the fluid sacs.