Welcome to Mastodon! It's a laid back place. But here's a few simple rules you must follow:

1. Make an account on every instance and create a unique introduction post for each one.

2. Put a content warning on any post that includes the word "moist".

3. Always use the hashtag #freethewhales. Otherwise, we will assume you are in favor of whale incarceration.

4. When browsing Mastodon, please wear a helmet. Safety first.

5. Tell five of your friends to join. Yes, it's a pyramid scheme.