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Malarkey, nonsense, fiddle faddle, silly walks.

Twitter refugee.

@probablynotthemessiah @feditips Thanks, it doesn't work on iOS. When I am viewing my Mastodon homepage I don't get a translate prompt. Even on an individual toot I can't see it. I can if I go to a website where the entire website is in another language. It's OK, I'll work around it. 
Jesus blessing a woman with the recipe for Coca-Cola #humor #funny #meme 

To address extreme levels of data scraping & system manipulation, we're now working on getting our users to move over to Mastodon and other competing social media platforms.

Our end goal is to have zero traffic on our servers.

Please be patient while we are DDoSing our servers.

#Twitter #ElonMusk

@YellowStokerr I do remember that; Elon trying to convince himself he's "one of the good billionaires." 

Elon Musk is...

#poll #ElonMusk #Twitter

A complete idiot.
25.4%
A complete idiot who also happens to be a Nazi
60.4%
Playing 12 dimensional chess
3%
Trying to destroy Twitter
11.2%
Poll ended at .
Why did the #TwitterMigration fail? – Café Lob-On

2063 Mars (Muskbase Alpha)

Announcement:

Verified colonists are limited to 6000 breaths a day.

Unverified colonists are limited to 600 breaths a day.

LOL this is not how you deal with "data scraping," this is how you deal with a catastrophic loss of system capacity.

You limit data scraping by blocking things a human user couldn't do, like access a thousand posts a minute. This is aimed directly at reducing normal activity across the whole system.