Mastodawn

Minion Blaster version 1.1 has been released with the following changes. Improvements to gameplay.
New mode! Unfair mode makes the minions able to teleport to either side of the map once they collect bananas. Why do they do this, you ask? Well, it's because they have a chance of taking a banana from your side when they teleport, thus causing you to lose a banana on your side! Not only that, but the amount of unicorns makes it difficult to stay alive! Have fun!
Oh yeah, forgot to mention. Any minion in unfair mode that is holding less than 5 bananas will make the unicorn transform into a faster unicorn with more health and a higher pitch. Each minion it defeats will make the unicorn transform until it's dashing around the map. So kill them quickly!
Cleans up Skype and Twitter information from the readme, and replaces it with Mastodon and Discord.

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tunmi1️⃣3️⃣2d ago

@adisonverlice On the Pixel tablet it was hold the lock button plus the volume up button for about 10 seconds.

tunmi1️⃣3️⃣2d ago

TalkBack was finally nice and it listened to me. It's now working. Though I am contemplating whether I should stay with this enhanced keymap, or go back to the default one.

tunmi1️⃣3️⃣3d ago

So I am currently having an issue with TalkBack. It doesn't respond or speak to me whatsoever. No amount of swiping, using gestures, etc, does anything. In fact, when my little brother tried to use it to help me figure it out, the screen acted like TalkBack was off, meaning he could tap with a finger to activate icons. I tried toggling TalkBack (hold both volume buttons) to toggle it. The familiar chime indicated it had been activated. No go. Tried with Gemini, it said TalkBack had been enabled. No such luck. I'm not sure what's wrong. Any tips?

tunmi1️⃣3️⃣5d ago

Generated by Claude sonnet4.6.
A man named Gerald spent his entire life terrified of germs. Every surface, every handshake, every breath of public air was a biological war zone.
Day 1: Gerald walks into a pharmacy and announces to the pharmacist, “I need every vitamin you carry. C, D, zinc, elderberry — all of it.”
The pharmacist raises an eyebrow. “Sir, that’s… a lot.”
“I haven’t been sick in 47 years,” Gerald says proudly, slamming a fistful of bottles on the counter. “And I don’t intend to start.”
Three weeks later: Gerald is wearing a fresh pair of latex gloves while grocery shopping. A little kid runs up and sneezes directly onto his hand.
Gerald goes home and sanitizes for two hours.
He does not get sick.
Six months later: Gerald’s doctor calls him in for a routine checkup.
“Gerald,” the doctor says, leaning back in his chair, “I have to be honest with you. You are one of the healthiest patients I have ever seen.”
Gerald beams. “I knew it.”
“Your immune system, however,” the doctor continues, “is basically decorative at this point. It has never once been asked to do anything.”
The following Tuesday: Gerald gets a paper cut.
He dies.

Gerald’s obituary described him as “a man who never got sick a day in his life.” Which was technically true.

tunmi1️⃣3️⃣Mar 4

These two eggs had just been married and were on their honeymoon. While they were sitting on the bed making out, the female egg pushed the male egg away and said, "I just have to go to the bathroom. I'll be back in a minute." and off she went. Five minutes later, the male egg saw his sexy wife walk out in a slinky negligee, wiping her hands up and down her smooth, oval-shaped body. Instantly, the male egg slapped his hands on the top of his head, covering it completely. The female egg looked at him and asked what he was doing. He replied, "The last time I was this hard, someone cracked me on the head with a spoon!

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tunmi1️⃣3️⃣Mar 1

@jonathan859 Look, I get it. RSS is what made podcasts podcasts. It's what separated them from just being audio files on a website. And yeah, when something is locked behind Spotify or whatever platform, you lose the ability to archive it, listen in your own app, or truly own your experience. That matters. But I'm pretty sure you know very well that this isn't just unique to podcasts. We lost ownable music to streaming. We lost DRM-free audiobooks. We lost being able to buy a movie and actually keep it. Podcasts were one of the last open formats standing, and yeah, it sucks watching that slip away too. That said, when someone finds a show on Spotify, listens every week, and calls it a podcast — telling them "actually that's not a podcast" isn't preserving the medium. It's just gatekeeping terminology while the actual battle for openness gets ignored. So while I get where you're coming from, we live in a world where there's just no point fighting it.