TalkBack was finally nice and it listened to me. It's now working. Though I am contemplating whether I should stay with this enhanced keymap, or go back to the default one.
tunmi1️⃣3️⃣
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Just a blind person with qualities and whatnot. Nothing special. LOL
So I am currently having an issue with TalkBack. It doesn't respond or speak to me whatsoever. No amount of swiping, using gestures, etc, does anything. In fact, when my little brother tried to use it to help me figure it out, the screen acted like TalkBack was off, meaning he could tap with a finger to activate icons. I tried toggling TalkBack (hold both volume buttons) to toggle it. The familiar chime indicated it had been activated. No go. Tried with Gemini, it said TalkBack had been enabled. No such luck. I'm not sure what's wrong. Any tips?
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A man named Gerald spent his entire life terrified of germs. Every surface, every handshake, every breath of public air was a biological war zone.
Day 1: Gerald walks into a pharmacy and announces to the pharmacist, “I need every vitamin you carry. C, D, zinc, elderberry — all of it.”
The pharmacist raises an eyebrow. “Sir, that’s… a lot.”
“I haven’t been sick in 47 years,” Gerald says proudly, slamming a fistful of bottles on the counter. “And I don’t intend to start.”
Three weeks later: Gerald is wearing a fresh pair of latex gloves while grocery shopping. A little kid runs up and sneezes directly onto his hand.
Gerald goes home and sanitizes for two hours.
He does not get sick.
Six months later: Gerald’s doctor calls him in for a routine checkup.
“Gerald,” the doctor says, leaning back in his chair, “I have to be honest with you. You are one of the healthiest patients I have ever seen.”
Gerald beams. “I knew it.”
“Your immune system, however,” the doctor continues, “is basically decorative at this point. It has never once been asked to do anything.”
The following Tuesday: Gerald gets a paper cut.
He dies.
Gerald’s obituary described him as “a man who never got sick a day in his life.” Which was technically true.
These two eggs had just been married and were on their honeymoon. While they were sitting on the bed making out, the female egg pushed the male egg away and said, "I just have to go to the bathroom. I'll be back in a minute." and off she went. Five minutes later, the male egg saw his sexy wife walk out in a slinky negligee, wiping her hands up and down her smooth, oval-shaped body. Instantly, the male egg slapped his hands on the top of his head, covering it completely. The female egg looked at him and asked what he was doing. He replied, "The last time I was this hard, someone cracked me on the head with a spoon!