@soulscircuit when you gonna refund us for your scam?

@soulscircuit are you lying about pilet? Does it exist? Did you spend the money?

@alex, thanks for all your hard work on Voyager. It’s really a wonderful piece of software.

Bask in my adorableness, puny human. #nomakeup #wokeUpLikeThis #cats #catsofmastodon

I will be celebrating the systematic slaughter of the native Americans today with my annual ritual of consuming a bird I did not kill that was raised on hormones and antibiotics.

Some days you can’t even make it to 9pm. #hardLifeNapping #cats #catsofmastodon

People ask me, “why is your name, Simon, and not like snowflake?” I’d like to remind them that my name is not actually Simon. That’s just my human name. My name is actually. Meẽoerrrooeañaawwwwöaa. Try to say that five times fast. #cats #catsofmastodon

I’m not hiding from you, human, but I sure could use a vacation from the “snuggles!” #tooMuchLove #cuddleConsent #getAwayFromMyBelly #cats #catsofmastodon

Happy Halloween, you ridiculous humans. #halloween #stupidHumanHolidays #cats #catsofmastodon

That feeling when your human holds your paw as you drift off. #notAllHumansAreAssholes #handholding #awww #cats #catsofmastodon