It’s not the biggest Harry Potter related issue but it’s funny that jk thought Americans couldn’t handle the concept of a philosophers stone
| They | Them |
| Always | Itchy |
| Soft | Butch |
| From the river | To the Sea |
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Have you heard the good news (about cribbage)?
Tattoos I want should just appear on my body by sheer force of will and determination
I’m from New Hampshire so like. Glass houses, stones etc. but I maintain at least you can hazard a guess at “Kancamagus” and have a prayer that someone may know what you mean
Look ok I couldn’t possibly love my adopted city of philadelphia more. It’s a wonderful place to live and has been so good to me. However, we just gotta take a hard, honest look at the fact that “Schuylkill” is spelled like /that/, but pronounced like *that*
My coworkers husband is such a jackass. It’s shocking.
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Instead of being scared of the train catching fire what if you were instead afraid of a cop screaming at you sexually harassing you or worse! Could be fun!
We know you’re all lightly scared for your lives every time you board a train because they keep sparking at random and lightly catching cute fire so we decided to tackle the biggest problem: opioid users who are slumped over a little!
Don’t worry guys instead of hiring more transit workers or fixing the trains or cleaning the trains or building new trains or making it so there aren’t electric fires every other day by improving any infrastructure at all we hired cops explicitly to harass sleeping homeless people! Hopefully that improves your experience of having to wait 45 minutes for a bus!
It pisses me off sooooo much that they were like “what if we defunded public transit” and now transit sucks and they’re like “let’s fix this by spending the exact amount of money we need to fix the transit on cool new transit cops and not fix anything and in fact make it all worse!”