This is what happens when you don’t bully people for being paramilitary succession obsessed wannabe fascist freaks and instead let them run a state. Fucking Porcupine Society bootlicking motherfuckers.

Actual real life photograph I took of myself reading any article from the past week

A very Merry Christmas, as told in three naps

Nurse Greta

A baby snooze machine

I ask Greta if she is my dog a lot of times per day and she never gives me a straight answer

Fucking psyched as hell

Issa wedding cake

My family is Harold and the purple crayon pilled as fuck