Look ok I couldn’t possibly love my adopted city of philadelphia more. It’s a wonderful place to live and has been so good to me. However, we just gotta take a hard, honest look at the fact that “Schuylkill” is spelled like /that/, but pronounced like *that*
I’m from New Hampshire so like. Glass houses, stones etc. but I maintain at least you can hazard a guess at “Kancamagus” and have a prayer that someone may know what you mean