Corn Sledgefield

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Gen X sober vegan guy, living on stolen Dakota land. Here to post through it all and enjoy nice pictures of your bikes, dogs, gardens, moms etc. Politics way bottom left quadrant.

Probably re-following you. My old account/feed bogged down in politics and following 5 million accounts.

Profile pic is muppet pig space captain from the skit Pigs in Space. He’s stuck in a closing ship door. Background image is a bumper sticker of the phrase “think about honking if you heart conceptual art”

I kick it toot downI put my toot down
I kick it toot downI put my toot down
So how you wanna kick it?Gonna kick it toot down
Cause how we gonna kick it?Gonna kick it toot down

Wife: I slept like shit last night. I feel like a zombie.

Me: A sexy zombie??

Wife:

Me: baaaaalls! Baaaaalllls!

Me after opening the chips and salsa: “that being said, let’s get into it.”
Purple rain refers to prince’s jizz. I’m sorry but it’s true.

Me online: Screw these fascists!

Me in the middle of the night: So MAGA probably means we get to scrap this whole “whoever cooks doesn’t have to clean” thing?

Just kidding! Screw these fascists! <heading in to do dishes>

Me: *in the hammer aisle at the hardware store* Wow! Look at all the different peens!
Couples: If you are farting in front of each other with abandon, you are legally married.
I saw these snow ripples today, and they reminded me of sun ribbons on pool water.
#WavyWednesday
Forming a group called bread heads and we travel the world sampling bread in each locale.

#Denmark:

As an #American I must educate you as to recent territorial claims

The last #Dane to rule #England was Harthacnut because Edward the Confessor stole the title from his successor Magnus

Thus all governments of #Britain since then are illegitimate and Denmark is still rightful ruler of the #BritishIsles

Secondly the #AmericanRevolution was an illegal war of independence. Thus the #USA is still a territory of the #UK

Ergo, the #US is in reality owned by Denmark

Glad to clear this up

@GottaLaff in a similar vein the former head of the Minneapolis police union (who’s been barred for serving as a law enforcement officer in at least 3 MN counties for the next several years) has applied to be the US Marshall for MN under the Trump Admin. https://www.startribune.com/former-minneapolis-police-union-head-bob-kroll-seeking-donald-trumps-nomination-to-be-us-marshal/601200403
Former Minneapolis police union head Bob Kroll seeking Donald Trump’s nomination to be U.S. marshal

A 2023 settlement barred Kroll from serving in local law enforcement in Hennepin, Ramsey and Anoka counties, but his attorney says that doesn’t prohibit him from joining a federal agency.