Corn Sledgefield

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Gen X sober vegan guy, living on stolen Dakota land. Here to post through it all and enjoy nice pictures of your bikes, dogs, gardens, moms etc. Politics way bottom left quadrant.

Probably re-following you. My old account/feed bogged down in politics and following 5 million accounts.

Profile pic is muppet pig space captain from the skit Pigs in Space. He’s stuck in a closing ship door. Background image is a bumper sticker of the phrase “think about honking if you heart conceptual art”

I kick it toot downI put my toot down
I kick it toot downI put my toot down
So how you wanna kick it?Gonna kick it toot down
Cause how we gonna kick it?Gonna kick it toot down
@the_etrain wait aren’t you the “damn i’m horny!” guy?

Wife: I slept like shit last night. I feel like a zombie.

Me: A sexy zombie??

Wife:

Me: baaaaalls! Baaaaalllls!

Me after opening the chips and salsa: “that being said, let’s get into it.”
Purple rain refers to prince’s jizz. I’m sorry but it’s true.

Me online: Screw these fascists!

Me in the middle of the night: So MAGA probably means we get to scrap this whole “whoever cooks doesn’t have to clean” thing?

Just kidding! Screw these fascists! <heading in to do dishes>

@averagehousewife Costco employee said his kids call them figgy wiggies so of course that’s what we call em now.
@the_etrain boiled peen, popcorn peen, peen scampi,
Me: *in the hammer aisle at the hardware store* Wow! Look at all the different peens!
Couples: If you are farting in front of each other with abandon, you are legally married.
I saw these snow ripples today, and they reminded me of sun ribbons on pool water.
#WavyWednesday