@RueNahcMohr
Perhaps we're in the same part of Canada. There's mountains in them there clouds.

@AsahiLinux
Years ago, in the middle of a crisis I caused, a guy told me "The bloke who never broke anything never fixed anything either". Thanks for your hard work.

@davedarko
Free language lesson while you shop! Seems like height and altitude are expressed by the same characters in Chinese.

@tnt
I've reached EOL on some of mine. The plastic tape holding the parts in place is delaminating from the paper like a cheap CD from 20 years ago.
@timonsku

@MLE_online
I like the ones that talk. You can do a hip-hop remix of the audio while you're waiting.

@MLE_online
Unfortunately around here that kinda of activity is usually someone scoping the place for future visits.

@attie
I've caused a broadcast storm by accidentally looping ports on a switch. The sent broadcast packets are seen as new packets on the connected port and rebroadcast. Eventually all the bandwidth is consumed with rebroadcast packets. This is likely only one type of broadcast storm but is unfortunately, a common scenario.