The advent of electronic crosswalk button has revealed how completely deranged many people are with pushing those things.

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Like, oh my god, pressing it that much does not make it go faster. what are you people even doing?

I understand the people who are saying they do it for fun, even if i disagree with them. I don't understand the people replying to say they keep pressing the button because there's no acknowledgment that the button has been pressed.

The beepboop sound *is* the acknowledgement. And if it doesn't make a beepboop sound, that's a different issue and not related to this gripe of mine -- that some people make incessant beeping sounds because they keep pressing it over and over while they wait.

@MLE_online After a lifetime using metaphorical "desktop" user-interfaces on computers, I have been known to double-press the elevator button for the 2nd floor.

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Add a count down timer showing time remaining to change. Reset timer with each button push.

@MLE_online There was a funny word someone made up like "el-accelearation" which was making the elevator go faster by pushing the button more.
@MLE_online pressing it for fun to hear the funny sound, obviously
@fredy these people need to be locked in an asylum
@fredy I'm going to build my asylum (dungeon) and start committing (kidnapping) people who push the button too much
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What? Yours makes a sound? Ours just makes a light turn on to let the button presser know that their push was important to the computer.
@MLE_online i do it just to spite the fact that all of the ones near my apartment have no tactile or audible feedback to let you know if it's been triggered
@abbyfluoroethane You're driving the rest of us insane
@MLE_online oh well I don't do it when it does have some form of responsive feedback. more of a "better safe than sorry" thing for ones that don't,
@abbyfluoroethane but doesn't the first beepboop tell you it knows you requested the crosswalk?
@MLE_online it does not beepboop at all :c
@abbyfluoroethane oh, in that case, press as much as you want!
@abbyfluoroethane Also, what kind of psychos design a crosswalk button that neither makes noise nor a clicking filling?
@MLE_online welcome to florida, the traffic engineers left 30 years ago

@MLE_online but its satisfying. There are fewer and fewer things in the world that give you instant feedback to your input.

{Rue waits for the keyboard to catch up and find out what characters it missed}

@RueNahcMohr Just make a thing that plays the same sound if you press a button, but its like a little key fob you can carry in your pocket
@MLE_online dont need to, they come on the top of glass drink bottles. ;]
@MLE_online also given that in many situations, pressing it doesn't do anything at all
https://www.bbc.com/news/magazine-23869955
Does pressing the pedestrian crossing button actually do anything?

Lots of people don't bother to press the button at pedestrian crossings. Do they know something the rest of us don't?

BBC News
@antares Around here at least, they definitely do something. Because if you don't use the beg button, it's not ever going to give you the walk sign.
@MLE_online the ones here decay, so the first two pushes are about the same volume and the it gets quieter and quieter. Needs about 30 seconds to recover.
@MLE_online a Singaporean public artist once put up stickers all over to say the same thing
@skinnylatte @MLE_online I like the 'Press For Green Man' on the sign above 😂
@MLE_online hmm this might be a good part of the interface for a frogger style video game
German Pedestrians Can Now Play Street Pong While They Wait To Cross The Street

After their ingenious idea went viral back in 2012, a team of creative design students have finally realized their concept for an electronic crosswalk button fitted with an electronic pong game.

Demilked

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I like them because they give me an acknowledgement that I've pushed the button. I can push it only once and still be confident that I'll get a green light eventually.

With the old ones, I have no way of knowing if the button is actually making contact.

I especially like the ones that make a sound when the light turns green. That way, I can look at something else (like my phone) while I wait.

I know they're designed for disabled people, but they're useful for me too!

@argv_minus_one I don't not like them. I think they are good and I like them way better than the old ones that, like you said, gave no indication whether your press was registered.

I just don't understand people who press it like 500 times while they wait

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I don't think I've ever heard a crossing beep-boop over here outside of London, and even then only when the pedestrian light turns green
@faelif ours make various sounds to indicate it's time to walk, usually a rapid clicking sound, or an electronic voice announces which crosswalk is ready for walking
Spaced - Tyres Raving To A Traffic Light Crossing

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@MLE_online ours don't make a sound when you press them, but there are some I've come to mash repeatedly because they theoretically detect presence to see if the person has wandered off, so it knows to not bother with the crossing, but then sometimes they decide I'm not there any more and I eventually notice that the ring of lights around the button has gone out and then I become angry at it

See also, vaguely relatedly: being on my bike, waiting in the bike section of a pedestrian crossing, seeing some people wander up to the pedestrian part and stand there and just... not press the button, even though that will instantly trigger the lights there, whilst I'm either not detected or don't get the same level of priority and so have to awkwardly move myself forwards and press the button from the wrong side

@MLE_online I have to admit that I succumbed to frustration and despair recently with not being able to call and talk to a human at a company’s customer service line. I pushed 0 and # and * over and over and over like 50 times. This eventually caused the automated phone system to stutter like a robot having a seizure for over 5 minutes, as it processed my bogus key presses, and I listened to the whole thing with a kind of perverse glee at what I did to the machine.
@k0ffy I've done that! Sometimes it works
@MLE_online I just like pressing buttons. (Photo of me pressing a button I built.)
@MLE_online the one's around here say "wait" when you push them, which deters obsessive pushing for fear of irony
@misternineham Some of them here do that!
@MLE_online @misternineham and i repeatedly press them all the same >:)
@fredy @misternineham We can't be friends anymore. I'm sorry, Fredy, some political divides just can't be bridged
@MLE_online @fredy oh no what have i done
@misternineham @fredy You've no more done this than a single cog in a clock causes the sun to rise
Most Crosswalk Buttons In Downtown Boston Don't Do Anything

Jabbing that walk button while waiting to cross the street might be a pointless exercise.

CBS Boston
@mikesiegel people are saying this, but the ones where i live definitely do work because if you don't push the button you'll never get to walk. Sometimes I get to an intersection on my bicycle that has little car traffic and the light will never change for me because it's sensor based and I have to get off my bike and run over to the crosswalk button and press it or I will be waiting for the rest of my life
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I like the ones that talk. You can do a hip-hop remix of the audio while you're waiting.

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LOL, in LA it seems most folks don't even know there's a button to push. They'll stand at a corner looking at their phone and miss multiple lights.

I don't think we will last much longer as a species.

@erraggy Since when! I live in LA and everywhere I go it's people pushing the button like each push will add another dollar to their bank account
@MLE_online lol. I think I just really take note anytime I see it.
@erraggy It's probably the same for me with people pushing the button too much

@MLE_online No, it doesn't make it go faster… but

1. it passes time waiting for it to go green
2. as there's no acknowledgement when you press the button, in the event there's an intermittent switch, it ensures at least *one* of those button presses was received

@stuartl there is an acknowledgment. The beep is the acknowledgment
@MLE_online Not on the ones here in Australia there isn't.
@stuartl but then that's a different situation entirely!
@MLE_online they need to count the presses for survey