don't worry, people who fled twitter due to it being a hell site filled with threats and harassment, twitter is going to address your concerns by removing the like button.
toilet bones
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Bofa Updog
me, regularly thwarted by inanimate objects and intractable clumsiness/general physical ineptitude: fuck u thing, u fuckin object fuck
Lindsey Graham approaches the lectern. He pauses, and slowly pulls a corn dog out of his ass. He screeches, "What member of the senate is pure of heart enough to eat my ass corn dog?"
The corn dog does not look good.
slime cat 1: .social butterflyboost to tell bronson he’s a good boy https://www.instagram.com/iambronsoncat
my wrists are all jacked up from being extremely online for the last twenty years
jackdaw_ruiz 
dear devs,
please implement a dodge-roll for real life, so i have several animation frames of invulnerability from people asking me to do shit.
thank you.
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