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toilet bones
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me, regularly thwarted by inanimate objects and intractable clumsiness/general physical ineptitude: fuck u thing, u fuckin object fuck
@jardshiel his missing spine is supported by ass corn dogs now-- he has never been more upright
Lindsey Graham approaches the lectern. He pauses, and slowly pulls a corn dog out of his ass. He screeches, "What member of the senate is pure of heart enough to eat my ass corn dog?"
The corn dog does not look good.
@realtoddhoward I knew it!
slime cat 1: .social butterflyboost to tell bronson he’s a good boy https://www.instagram.com/iambronsoncat
@shriekingmarxist we hope to traumatize nearly half as many children over the next ten years except for when republicans elect someone specifically running on the Tough On Children platform