fitter. happier. more productive. born at 325ppm.
"the catwalk king of bayshore"
I am/have been (not in chronological order) a dad, a student, a stripper, a commercial fisherman, a commercial woodworker, a husband, an owner of a car dealership, a principal engineer (ebay), a phone phreak, an agency owner, a dirtbag skier, a trained philosopher (cal), a community college + library stan, and a good friend.
| 🌎 | https://strat69.com/ |
| Where the sex happens | Portland, OR |
| Where the kid grew up | Alaska |
| Where the kid was born | Stanford |












