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@timforgot
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fitter. happier. more productive. born at 325ppm.

"the catwalk king of bayshore"

I am/have been (not in chronological order) a dad, a student, a stripper, a commercial fisherman, a commercial woodworker, a husband, an owner of a car dealership, a principal engineer (ebay), a phone phreak, an agency owner, a dirtbag skier, a trained philosopher (cal), a community college + library stan, and a good friend.

🌎https://strat69.com/
Where the sex happensPortland, OR
Where the kid grew upAlaska
Where the kid was bornStanford
countdown to fresh cukes, tomatoes, basil, and pears starts next Sunday, but man, there's still soooo much snow #PNW #MtHood #Skiing
happy spring everyone 🌞🌋
Tree of Heaven (Ailanthus altissima), also known as Chinese sumac and stinking sumac.
No joke, this invasive tree has caused over $50K damage just on my property. If you see it, kill it. And keep killing it. It can take years. It will destroy concrete sidewalks, retaining walls, and foundations. It also kills native plants. It's the borg. Even worse than bamboo. Will grow over a foot a month in Portland.
man, life takes so damn long 😂
https://americaninequality.substack.com/p/life-expectancy-and-inequality
kinda envious of the "better to burn out than fade away" states tbh 😬
Life Expectancy and Inequality

America is experiencing the greatest gap in life expectancy across regions in the last 40 years

American Inequality

look at the details in this architecture.

why don't we do this any more? what is so important that we don't take the time (and spend the money) to make sure that our buildings make us sing?

why do people go to the trouble of putting up up drywall in their shop/shed/basement/whatever, tape it and put one coat of mud on that just covers the tape, and then call it good. "let's put those shelves up." "this poster of The Dude will look great here!" "this is the perfect spot for my dartboard."
seriously, wtf? why not spend a day or two and get the mud done and some paint on it? I thought this was just an alaska thing, but it seems to be an epidemic lmao
what the political parties really are (they're not in the Constitution; they're gangs that have consolidated power and want to keep it)
Pleased to meet you
Hope you guess my name
But what's puzzling you
Is the nature of my game
ladies, you should know in advance that I'm a bit high-maintenance 😂
me w/my Hansel and trucks, Aitkin, MN 1973