kid wants to go to a bakery event called "crumb swap". I do not think of myself as particularly porn-brained but this name seems chosen to suggest something you aren't supposed to say in public

it is kind of a bummer to me whenever I see someone post a pic of their cat being silly with the caption "apex predator". If your neighborhood has coyotes you will get plenty of evidence that housecats are not at all apex. Don't like being reminded. Posting here where ~noone follows cos this post itself is kind of a bummer

I think that, when he dies, Trump should be mellified

The nurses had to shave my balls for the vasectomy + I wanted to tell them they should be using the ManScape LawnMower3 with WeedWacker attachement that they used to do ad reads 4 on old YKS episodes. But we lacked the common language for such an exchange

I took my kid to an ICP show. I was not prepared for how much Faygo they throw on you

went in for a vasectomy consult + the doc told me to buy compression shorts 1 size too small to keep my nuts from swelling up too big. But he also cautioned that you're still fertile for the rest of the day so you can still get someone pregnant if you choose to fuck with the painfully swollen, surgically traumatized balls

@futurebird
here are some temporary tattoos from "peewee's playhouse" one of which may be interesting to you:

Dropped a "puck" full of samples into the depths of the liquid nitrogen dewar where it is stored, with no means of retrieving it. Learned the hard way that, despite appearances, the cryo-gloves we wear to protect against it are NOT impermeable to lN2.

I have a position in the same institution lined up already, but my current job is being eliminated sep.1. New one is more precarious of course. Looks like a couple of assholes have got into leadership positions here and are dismantling basic science to make room for ai centers lol

posting some gravy business under the hashtag #gravy
doing my part etc.