Me: “we as queer people need to fight against heteronormativity in our relationships!”
Hot guy: *exists*
Me: *suddenly gets an urge to marry him and be his trad wife from the 50s*
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@aphyr “referential ouroboros” is so extra, and yet… so correct.
@raccoonformality That's okay! There's no "levels" in kink, just do what makes you happy as safely as possible
@raccoonformality Risk Aware Consensual Kink. There's obviously risk in putting needles anywhere in your body, but as long as everyone's aware and does their best to mitigate risks (in this case reducing movement of the needles, only using sterile equipment, etc), it can be safe and hot :3
@raccoonformality There's a safe way to do it! Definitely not for the faint of heart though :3 It doesn't exactly hurt, but it's definitely a RACK kind of kink to partake in
Straight girl: “Me and my boyfriend are SOO kinky! Last night he actually came inside me when doing anal 🥵”
Me, who has been used as a urinal, has put needles through his balls, and wants to fit toys the diameter of an iPad mini up his ass: “wow, so adventurous ☺️”
Friend: I'm really liking CBT lately!
Me: Oh, really? 😏
Friend: Yeah! My therapist is helping me out with it and it's working really well!
Me: ... oh, really 😔
Me: Oh, really? 😏
Friend: Yeah! My therapist is helping me out with it and it's working really well!
Me: ... oh, really 😔
@taylor I love opening CADs on Logic Pro, really gives you that **3D sound**
@nbbehr You thought right 😍
I've been locked in chastity since the beginning of the year and I'm definitely feeling the pent-up horny now 😅