Me: “we as queer people need to fight against heteronormativity in our relationships!”
Hot guy: *exists*
Me: *suddenly gets an urge to marry him and be his trad wife from the 50s*
| Instagram/Twitter/Telegram | @thepupsurf |
| Breed | Yes, please |
SURF
- 62 Followers
- 37 Following
- 38 Posts
18+ and nsfw | | stray pup | DMs open | pup birthday 08/31 | memelord puppy
Straight girl: “Me and my boyfriend are SOO kinky! Last night he actually came inside me when doing anal 🥵”
Me, who has been used as a urinal, has put needles through his balls, and wants to fit toys the diameter of an iPad mini up his ass: “wow, so adventurous ☺️”
Friend: I'm really liking CBT lately!
Me: Oh, really? 😏
Friend: Yeah! My therapist is helping me out with it and it's working really well!
Me: ... oh, really 😔
Me: Oh, really? 😏
Friend: Yeah! My therapist is helping me out with it and it's working really well!
Me: ... oh, really 😔
I've been locked in chastity since the beginning of the year and I'm definitely feeling the pent-up horny now 😅
haven't conlanged in so long but now I'm like "sure yeah make a bdsm conlang you have nothing better to do"
Wait… where’s my bone? I can’t see my bone? Can you get me out of this thing? Please 🥺
(Surf did not actually want to get out of that thing.)
Been busy these past few weeks, so I forgot to share: My cage is here! Been training with it on and off for short periods of time, today I'm trying to go a full day and maybe night too! So excited to be a caged good boy x3