Theo Stauffer

@theostauffer
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Fleeing the burning ship.
Ah, a VERY delayed timeline. If you're just arriving here for the first time, this only happens when that schmuck final-straws a new wave of émigrés. It'll go back to normal once everyone's settled in.

Nice as it is to have people following this account who also follow it "elsewhere", whilst that survives, the bit that I really enjoy is finding new victims to send down wikiholes.

This here is Beatrice Shilling. Do yourself a favour and find out more - I promise you won't regret it

Also worth saying to anyone who discovered DreadShips over here, there's no cross posting - it's a different venue with a different crowd, so of course you get your own content.

I'm not saying that content has suddenly improved though. I have my standards, but I never said they were good ones...

Baffled by the world cup final, because historically the French have happily embraced all things Messi

Weeks - 41
Victories - O
Economy - 🚽💩
Dead - soon 100,000🌻
Racoons - 1
War Crimes - ♾️
Bluffs - Constantly called
Airdefense - What doing?
Zelensky - Man of the Year 😤
Dildo of consequences - Unlubed
My trolls - Crying 😭

I remain a master strategist.

OTD in 2021 I denied any plans to invade Ukraine and said the idea was a "provocation" cos Russia is a "peaceful state".

A peaceful state surrounded by ceasefires.

But what about Iraq?

A year ago many of my finest "journalists" were staking their so-called reputations on this all being a media hoax. They now wish to continue commenting on the war without ever being held to account for being wrong. Feel free to mention your favorite.
Saying someone isn't qualified to comment cos they were wrong is something that only applies to imperialists. Pro Russian voices must be allowed to continue to comment without ever being reminded of when they were dead wrong.

Consider Kyiv Independent to be an imperialist project by CIA shape shifting lizard people to make people think Ukraine is an actual country. They are close to 10k on Patreon so please don't join.

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