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Not with that attitude, you won’t.
Coda/PSE interpreter (that’s not a real thing)/ Self-aware misanthrope
There is a man walking down my road absolutely singing his face off and clearly having an amazing time. Doesn't seem to be particularly drunk or high. Just doesn't give a shit. Absolutely joyous stuff. I wish you well, traveller.
In US date format, the last day of the year will be 123123. Let's waltz out
You don’t have to tell me I fucked it up, I was there when it happened
Fools rush in where only angels have good seats and popcorn at the ready.
Sure I like being secure and happy, but I’m not sure it’s like-like.
I am too fat and handsome to walk anywhere.
I used to think that I sucked at social media until social media sucked at social media.
Birdwatching goes both ways.

My diet has failed.

I shall now try to grow taller.

Hey, hey, hey, there’s no reason to be so glum, chum! We’re all absolutely fucked, so put on your shiny shoes and lean into it!